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A Whole New World Disney's Aladdin Nick Pitera
INteresting! the guy sang both the guy and girl parts! niceee!!
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Letter to Dad
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree? Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy t aught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!
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| **UPDATED** Three engineers rented a hotel room that was supposed to cost $40. The desk clerk mistakenly charged them $15 each, which means a total of $45. Later, he realised that he had overcharged them, but could not figure out how to divide $5 refund among the three engineers. So he pocketed $2 and return one dollar to each of the engineers. In the end, the engineers ended up paying $14 each, or $42 in total. What happened to the last dollar. hahaaa. it was kinda amusing. my sis, my mum and i kept trying to figure it out and even made fake money and acted out the situation. kinda mind baffling. LOL. THE CoNCLUSION THE method i proposed that time was apparently wrong. hahah. Liang Mong actually solved it! he saw my post and actually sms-ed to explain the whole situation to me. whaha. cleverrr. x) so here goes... that's what he said.. " the initial value is only to misguide you. they paid 15 X 3. Each got refunded 1. So they paid 42 in total. And out of this 42, 2 is taken by the clerk. While the rest is for the room. they tried to trick you by talking about 42+2. actually, the 2 dollars is taken from the sum of 42. " 42 ( paid by the 3 person)- 2 ( from clerk) = 40 ( for room) TADAAA!! mystery solved! yay! thank you Liang Mong! =)))))) | ||||||||
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